Tin Foil Hats (DON’T) Work

THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO READ OUR MINDS!   ...I mean probably, but honestly, it'll be through machine learning algorithms that figure out our next decisions before we do so that the pre-crime unit can come arrest us first (or was that just in Minority Report?).  In the age of RFID chips and facial recognition and big brother databases maybe it makes sense to protect your privacy.  So instead of starting by ditching social media (thanks Facebook!), picking out a nice VPN to protect your data, and maybe even reading an end user agreement when you sign up for something or download some new software, let's explore why tin foil hats are a waste of your time!  And money!  And, I mean probably dignity...

The Last Light Of The Watchtower

A bird fluttered away from its nest for the first time today. It didn't make it too far, as it was still learning how to fly, but when it stopped at the top of a rock to rest, it saw something. In the distance, on the top of another rock, thing, there was a light glowing. The bird tweeted to itself, and turned around, looking for the sun. The sun was behind the bird. Turning its head around, looking every which way, it found the moon, off to another side. There was a light behind the rock, thing...