Alright, alright, cut it out. Not those ones. I mean probably. Not. Maybe. ….Stop it!
Anywho, mushrooms are about the coolest non-Sciurinae multicellular organisms that this world has to offer. And I have concrete proof.
- They can be used to clean up toxic chemicals, because of course they’re magic.
- Mushrooms are honest to goodness the hardest thing to overcook (you’re welcome, everyone else in the “significant other doesn’t let us cook if they can help it because we apparently burn it all” club).
- They can apparently straight up attack nematodes like the stealthy killing machines that we all know them to be. You knew it was true.
Mushrooms are also magical. There. I’ve said it. Happy?
What kind of mushroom is your favorite?